OED SURPRISE

Fourth of July Festival outside of Columbus, OH….

Enter the antique store (YAWN)… turn left… turn right… step down and… NO… IS IT? IT IS… BUT HOW MUCH?

ASK…

“No, no price anywhere.” HOW MUCH DID HE JUST SAY? KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE… STEADY… STEADY. “Could you hold this for me. I’ll be right back.” Boom!

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